Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Miss Bliss...


This is Bliss...no, really that's her name, Bliss. That's what it was when she was adopted from the Humane Society and that's what she seemed to answer to best. I tried "Hey You" and "Don't eat that" but neither one seemed to take...so she's still just Bliss.

Bliss likes to get into things, one of her favorite treats being poop...either hers or her sister Chloe's, she's an equal opportunity poop eater. A few weeks ago, I can only assume with her face to the ground in search of something "fresh from the oven", Bliss managed to get something in her eye that quickly led to an infection. That's where the fun begins. See, our vet put her in one of those lovely Elizabethten Collars so that she couldn't wipe at her eyes while we were putting in her eye drops...this also hindered her ability to save herself from the above indignity. Of all things I find funny in the world...and there are many:

*People falling down while carrying groceries...
*Skate boarders biting pavement (cause it's not me)...
*Other people getting hit in the crotch (see above)...
*Fart jokes (I'm an animator for god's sake)...
*Burp jokes (see above)...
*Mentos and Diet Coke (try it)...
*Japanese Tighty Whitey dancing (you know you like it too)...

...the above picture is definetly in my top 20 and now I share it with you. Enjoy!

6 comments:

BBW said...

Bliss's friend Koda and Amber live a couple of doors down and Koda must have learned the Poop eater crap (literally) from Bliss...damn you Matthew...

Matthew Russell said...

Hey, don't blame me for what your dogs learned on the street. Koda probably learned from that German Shepard I saw him buying crack from...damn junkie dog.

BBW said...

Whatever, Koda learned the crack dealer shepherd from Bliss,,,now I know how Bliss is so Blissful

Matthew Russell said...

And Bliss learned it from watching you, ok...are you happy now? Huh, now everyone knows you're a Birchmont crack dealer...oh, the indignity.

BBW said...

the only crack I,m seeing is yours, wait no your hair is covering it (from your back not your head)

Matthew Russell said...

I could weave your back hair into a rug and use it so cover your crack