Friday, August 15, 2008

Crap or No-Crap....

Wanted: Mix 1/2 awesome gun porn with 1/2 crap, toss is the awesomeness of Angelina. Bake for 20 minutes too long and you get "meh"


Horton: All the Suess, non of the crap. Mmmm, delicious.

HB2: More crap free than the first one.



Iron Man looked crap right in the face, then melted it with his repolsors...Hellz Yeah!!!


Kung fu Panda: Dung Fu?.....Noooooo. This Kung Fu is stronger than yours! Two for two on the animation front....niiiiiiiice.


Primer: That's some trippy shit, yo.


Step Brothers: Laughed till I pooped a little.


The Incredible Hulk: Only the faint aroma of doggy bombs in a couple places. The rest is like a big, green, ass-whoopin, summers breeze.


Wall-E: Genius...three fantastic animated films this year. Makes me excited for the industry again.


The Dark Knight: Batman beats the crap out of it. Joke scares the crap out of it...what more can I say. Plus it has the single best magic trick ever put on film.


Ok, that's about it. More to come....eventually.

2 comments:

Reagan said...

How the hell do you have time to see all these movies???? :-) Thanks for the reviews. Makes me so excited I'm going to update my blockbuster queue right after I leave this comment. ;-)

matthew said...

I just cram 26 hours into the day and I'm usually good to go.